Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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