And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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