Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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