You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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