Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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