STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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