we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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