I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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