You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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