I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
third nipple confirmed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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