North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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