I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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