Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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