In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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