Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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