Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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