Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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