i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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