Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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