told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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