I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I had to cum in my sink.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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