so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dignity is for republicans.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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