Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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