I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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