Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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