What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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