Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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