He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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