Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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