Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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