no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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