i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
