Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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