i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
