All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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