you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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