Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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