No, drunk sperm still make babies.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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