just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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