I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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