BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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