Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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