So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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