Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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