How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm sobbing to NWA
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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