Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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