we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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