Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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