oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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