Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
