jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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