we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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