Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
