your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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